"Welcome to The Weakest Link, and I am your host-"




"CHRIS!!! What do you think you're doing?! I'm the host here!"




"Anyways, I am your host, Peanut. Welcome to The Weakest Link... lets begin."




PEANUT: "Ok... Butter... in television, what was the name of the villain in 'Kung Pow'?"
BUTTER: "Betty."




"That is correct Butter... It seems sitting around in your underwear watching Kung Pow has finally paid off."




"Um... actually, Peanut... I don't wear underwear."




"Thanks Butter, but I'm afraid that's a little too much information..."




PEANUT: "Chris, what is the name for someone who is-"
CHRIS: "MICHAEL JACKSON!!!"




"Actually... you are correct... next question."




PEANUT: "Betty, you are an ugly, ugly monkey who will die alone and unloved."
BETTY: "What?! That wasn't even a question!"




"Lets continue."




CHEESEY 2 DEMENTIONAL DEER: "I'll take invertabrates for 1,000, Alex."




"Wow... that was creepy. Can I have a commercial break, please?"









"Welcome back to the show. Lets vote of the Weakest Link so I can go home."




PEANUT: "The first vote is for Betty."




PEANUT: "Betty."




PEANUT: "Um... Betty...?"









"It's apparent that you, Betty, are the Weakest Link... GOODBYE."




"It's because I'm gay isn't it?!"




"WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I WAS ROOTING FOR BETTY!!"




Meanwhile...
"I think I got one!"


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