"Welcome to The Weakest Link, and I am your host-"

"CHRIS!!! What do you think you're doing?! I'm the host here!"

"Anyways, I am your host, Peanut. Welcome to The Weakest Link... lets begin."

PEANUT: "Ok... Butter... in television, what was the name of the villain in 'Kung Pow'?" BUTTER: "Betty."

"That is correct Butter... It seems sitting around in your underwear watching Kung Pow has finally paid off."

"Um... actually, Peanut... I don't wear underwear."

"Thanks Butter, but I'm afraid that's a little too much information..."

PEANUT: "Chris, what is the name for someone who is-" CHRIS: "MICHAEL JACKSON!!!"

"Actually... you are correct... next question."

PEANUT: "Betty, you are an ugly, ugly monkey who will die alone and unloved." BETTY: "What?! That wasn't even a question!"

"Lets continue."

CHEESEY 2 DEMENTIONAL DEER: "I'll take invertabrates for 1,000, Alex."

"Wow... that was creepy. Can I have a commercial break, please?"

"Welcome back to the show. Lets vote of the Weakest Link so I can go home."

PEANUT: "The first vote is for Betty."

PEANUT: "Betty."

PEANUT: "Um... Betty...?"

"It's apparent that you, Betty, are the Weakest Link... GOODBYE."

"It's because I'm gay isn't it?!"

"WHAT?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I WAS ROOTING FOR BETTY!!"

Meanwhile... "I think I got one!"